The awkward moment when you’re waiting for the timer on your electric toothbrush to go off when you realize you’re using a manual one.
Do not suppose that abuses are eliminated by destroying the object which is...– Martin Luther
But we cannot change our bones nor our body.– Ayn Rand, Anthem
For to tempt and to be tempted are things very nearly allied… whenever...– Catherine the Great
Bleach blonde hair + heroin addict shouldn't =...
robotskittles: But it does I AM NOT ALONE. It never fails, whenever I watch Trainspotting with anyone, they tease me about it.